Bathroom
Pet Hate
Offend
1
The toilet seat left up.
2
Reading on the loo.
3
The cap left off a dry, toothpaste encrusted toothpaste tube.
4
Toothpaste splatters all over the mirror.
5
Used cotton buds on the bathroom bench.
6
Whiskers left all around the bathroom sink.
7
The toilet floater or bathroom burnouts.
8
Hair clogged plug-holes
9
Towels unchanged after a week of use
10
Dirty make-up remover pads left next to the bathroom sink.
11
The bath mat left, wet, lying on the floor.
12
Pubic hairs impregnated into the soap.
13
The toilet roll left on the holder but with no paper left on it and a new roll sitting on top.
14
A toothpaste tube squeezed from the wrong end
15
A toilet roll with the paper flap coming off the roll towards the wall
16
Toothpaste spit dregs on the side of the bathroom sink
17
A toilet left uncleaned... for more than a week
Entertaining
Pet Hate
Offend
18
Selective extraction of something (i.e. the best thing), from mixed selections and platters
19
Double dipping of anything.
20
Cups placed back on tables but not on coasters.
Families, Kids and Pets
Pet Hate
Offend
21
Neapolitan ice-cream with all the chocolate gone.
22
Doggy doo lurking in ambush in outdoor areas
23
Dog or cat hair… everywhere.
24
General clutter, especially marbles, left in high traffic areas.
25
Cats given free reign on kitchen benches
26
Rank, stinky over-ripe kitty litter
27
Letting the dog lick plates in the dishwasher.
General
Pet Hate
Offend
28
Forgetting to re-connect the phone line after using dial-up
29
Your car borrowed, then returned with the fuel tank empty
30
Pilfering the nearest good light globe when the one you are using blows
31
Doors, windows or gates constantly left open
32
Complete inability to pay share of rent or bills on time
33
CD's out of their cases, piled up on top of the CD player
34
Housemates who pilfer your stash of anything
35
Housemates in general
36
CD's replaced in the wrong case
37
Slightly crooked wall hangings
38
Tangled power cords thrown in a cupboard
39
Badly folded maps or newspapers
40
Anything not replaced in its correct location after use
41
Burnt matches put randomly back in the box of good ones
42
When you give a housemate one simple task in your absence and it isn't done.
43
Every light left on in every room of the house.
44
Piles of floor sweepings behind a door, in a corner or under a rug.
45
Opened envelopes placed back with unopened mail
46
Mouldy tea/coffee cups or emplty glasses left in random locations
47
Rosters set up with with household chore allocations
48
Written reminder notes concerning roster duties
49
Toilet paper snobbery (or snobbery of any other product for that matter)
50
Manky bath towels used and discarded on the bedroom floor
51
Used dental floss left lying around anywhere
52
When all the portable phone handsets migrate to one person's room
53
The iron and ironing board left out after ironing
54
Toe clippings on the bathroom / living room floor.
55
The very, very remote TV remote.
56
Stinky, sweaty sports gear left in communal spaces
57
The housemate who is on the couch when you wake up, there when you get home and still there when you go to bed
Kitchen
Pet Hate
Offend
58
Used tea bags left on kitchen bench tops or in the sink
59
Large crumb impregnated chunks of butter wiped back in the butter dish
60
Empty bottles put back in the fridge.
61
Almost empty bottles put back in the fridge.
62
Cereal residue encrusted bowls left next to the sink
63
Overflowing kitchen rubbish bins which never get emptied
64
Empty ice trays put back in the freezer
65
Cross contamination of butter with jam or vice versa
66
The milk carton opened on the side that says “Open other side”.
67
The wet spoon put back into the sugar bowl.
68
Malodorous fridges containing unidentified decomposing objects
69
People who don't know that the cling wrap goes in the 3rd drawer down.
70
Kitchen sink drain strainers choked in slimy gunk
71
One of those stupid “Tidy Bins” with tea and food drippings on the lid and down its side.
A microwave full of exploded food bits.
73
A sticky, sauce-encrusted lid on a tomato sauce bottle.
74
Bread bags left open and going stale…
75
Poorly sealed cheese put back in the fridge to go dry and hard
76
Scummy, greasy, poorly rinsed glasses or crockery
77
Dirty dishes accumulating on the bench above a full clean dishwasher
78
Sticky kitchen floors resulting from unwiped spills
79
Dirty stove tops or ovens
80
Wet, filth impregnated cloths, and sponges going skanky in the sink
81
Bowls full of soggy cereal in the sink
82
The dishwasher with dishes haphazardly stacked in it.
83
Crusty fresh unsliced loaves butchered by improper, crooked slicing
Laundry
Pet Hate
Offend
84
Accidentally dyed or shrunk clothes because someone didn't read the label
85
Tissues in the washing machine…..