Crime-Fighting Tools, Resources and Downloads

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We here at Domestic Crimes are all for self-appointed policing and home vigilantism. That's why we are endeavouring to offer you the tools you need to live your life by the letter of the law and ensure that your co-habitants do as well. From infringement notices with suggested sentences to easy-to-read 'hands off my stash' labelling for shared house fridges, food cupboards or underwear drawers, this section of the site is designed to help households run more smoothly. Even if you resort to completely childish 'I'm not talking to you' note writing behaviour, you can still do it in an orderly manner on a printed template ...

If you have a notice, template or fantastic (ridiculously anal) system for doing things, send it in and we'll post it here. It's sure to give you a warm fuzzy feeling that you can inflict your anally retentive behaviour on housemates other than your own.

Warning Notice

Fire a warning shot across the bows of your housemates! Gone are the days of hastily scribed reminders or requests - lend an official tone to your home ultimatums here >>

If you have a beef with a fellow habitant, ensure you follow the official procedures >>      Failure to do so may be an infringement in itself!

Everyone has a right of appeal and the owners of this site condone fair an equal treatment of all housemates alike. To facilitate 'fair' dispute resolution or convening of house meetings use this >>

When all channels of reasonable negotiation have failed, serve them with this >>

The only thing worse than exchanges of immature notewriting is haphazardly written notes left in unsecured piles on the kitchen table so that they get blown off, lose their chronological order or lost altogether. Here is the solution >>

Unlike most of the resources on this page, this book by Susan Fee might actually help you avoid problems with your room-mate. And really, unless you actually are a bastard, wouldn't this be preferable?  Check it out here >>

Easy-to Read Share-House Labels

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